C103 Rock Report Friday March 14, 2008

• According to Paula Abdul, Bob Dylan has managed to sneak into the audience of “American Idol” without being recognized thanks to a disguise ... twice.

• In Meat Loaf’s new concert film, “In Search of Paradise”, actor Dennis Quaid joins him onstage for a cover of the classic Van Morrison tune “Gloria”.

• Eddie Van Halen’s Ex-wife Valerie Bertinelli says recent reports that say Eddie is in rehab are wrong. He's sober and being proactive about his illness, she claims, but declines to provide details about exactly what's ailing him.

• A new pilot scheme which offered people concert tickets in return for sperm donations, has called a halt to the experiment. An urgent update posted on the scheme’s website says that “applications for donation packs have far exceeded the expectations.” The new initiative was launched earlier this week after fertility clinics in Ireland admitted that they were in a state of crisis. In the last four years, Sperm donations have fallen by nearly 40% in the country and supply is failing to meet demand. Potential donors were told that they could donate using specially developed donation containers which were then sent by courier.